(Eve leaves the room, confused, but decided to forget about it. On her way out, she passes Rebecca in her wedding gown, and the two exchange looks that could kill anyone caught in the crossfire. TC observes)
TC:(taking Eve's hand) "Honey, I know why you and Rebecca were glaring at each other!"

EVE: (aghast) "Gasp! You do?"

TC: (Nodding, sure of himself) "YEs, it's because she's wearing white, and we all know that she's a-"

(TC was {thankfully} interrupted by the sound of a gunshot. Rebecca staggers out of a back room ,covered in blood, and reinacting a scene from today's DOOL.)

EVE: "Oh no! I saw this episode! Julian's dead!"

JULIAN: "Eve, I'm standing right next to you..."

EVE: "Oh. Then who died?"

(Rebecca is now twitching on the floor, a puddle of blood slowly growing, while everyone is trying to figure out who has been shot.)

IVY: SAM!

SAM: GRACE!

GRACE: DAVID!

DAVID: what?

GWEN: ETHAN!

ETHAN: THERESA! oops, I mean.... GWEN!

TC: MY SHED!!!

(finally, after everyone was accounted for, someone tripped over Rebecca, who was still lying in her now appropriate red wedding dress, unconscious on the floor)
 

Random Guest: "Um, what't wrong with the busty red-head?"

(Everyone's attention turns to Becs, but nobody seems to move... or care...)