October 30, 2001
 

Today’s show was ok.

Subject: The ridiculousness of the ‘tree’ and this moronic storyline

Tabby and Timmy are still stuck, pinned in behind a tree. Now, remember, a few scant weeks ago, the trees were demanding that Charity give up Miguel, but, as I suspected, it was a moronic plot point in the storyline that goes NOWHERE.

Now, the trees are Charity’s friends. Friends who help her by warning her, and pinning those that would dare be plotting against the ‘true wuv’ of Charity and Miguel.

Miguel, the clod, has just come to check up on his Teen Suicide Pact partner Charity. Simone, in one of the 3 lines of dialogue that she’s been permitted since the beginning of the show, say that Kay is about to be caught because Charity is ‘onto her’.

You know what, Simone? WHO CARES if Charity is ‘ onto her’. It’s a free country. Kay has the right to love Miguel. She even admitted it during the avalanche all those months ago, but, it was Charity’s stupidity to think that she meant ‘as a friend’. And, if she can’t ‘recall’ that moment and add it to all of the rest of the visions and connect some dots and conclude that KAY LOVES MIGUEL AND WANTS HIM FOR HERSELF, then, why are we supposed to give a rat’s ass?

I enjoyed Kay’s attitude about Charity. I love that she doesn’t care. I love that she thinks Charity is a nut case. Even if Charity is, no one else should be thinking that way, considering all the ‘visions’ of Charity’s that have come true.

They find out that Tabby and Timmy are pinned because of the tree, and Miguel suggests that they call to get the tree cut down. Charity won’t hear of it , because ‘the trees are her friends’.

SPARE ME!

So, she gives them a little sweettalk, and the trees leave.

What kills me about the moronic teen set, is after ALL that they have seen, they still come up with ridiculous explanations as to what’s going on. Makes no sense.

Tabby and Timmy are on their way to the Crane wedding.

It’s a shame. A pathetic waste of time to see that Passions has SIX teens, and not a REAL story between them. Kay’s been saying the same lame ass lines for over TWO YEARS. Wake me up when she actually gets Miguel into bed.

I will ask again:

How can a show supposedly geared TOWARDS teens, not have a teen story? How can they allow JER to get away with this garbage? How can none of the teens have anymore characterization than the cardboard ones they were given at the beginning of this show OVER TWO YEARS AGO?

Huh?
 
 
 

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Subject: Julian & Timmy – ahhh….memories

While the supernatural is more STUPORnatural where the teens are concerned, I thought it was played wonderfully between Julian and Harper today.

Julian has returned to the Library from seeing Rebecca. He had planned on asking her to delay the wedding, but, upon seeing her pistol, he decided against it. Now, he needs a stiff drink.

Harper says that he has something to cheer Julian up, and brings out the annulment papers, which Julian promptly signs. Julian is glad to get this settled. Harper tells him that he’s sailing smoothly now – nobody will know. Julian says that he gets the feeling it’s not over yet, but doesn’t want to think of what Luis, Ethan, or Rebecca would do to him if they knew the truth. He also knew that if Ivy found out it would be horrendous for him..LOL

Julian says that he thinks he’s been under a curse ever since he ran into Tabby and Timmy. Julian goes on and on about what a conspirator Timmy is for Tabby. Harper’s reaction is on the money – as a lawyer, his client sounds like a lunatic talking about a ‘living doll’. He tells Julian to keep that to himself, and not speak of it.

Julian actually had a montage of him and Timmy – outside of Poison Ivy, it was the best part of the day.

I can’t wait for Julian to see Timmy and Tabby at the wedding..LOL
 
 

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Subject: Poison Ivy hits the jackpot!

Ethan and Theresa are talking. Ethan tells Theresa about his promise to Ivy- about breaking up with her if she ever lied to him. Theresa looks on in horror, but, how would Edumb know…LOL

She tells him that he shouldn’t have done it. He said he knows it was ridiculous, but he wants to placate his mother, because he wants her blessing.

Ivy, meanwhile, is getting the goods from Jerry. Kim Ulrich has been fabulous these past couple of weeks. I was LOL as she drew the mustache on the picture of Theresa. She finds out that Julian and Theresa are married, and that they were both going to commit bigamy. She gets Jerry to fax her the marriage license, and once Ethan has left the room, Theresa goes over to Ivy and tells her that she would never lie to Ethan.

Ivy just nods politely, and smiles that killer smile. The end is the fax from Jerry – it’s coming in.

I CAN’T WAIT!

Ivy is gonna be ON FIRE!!

Go Poison Ivy!
 

SIP