The next morning, Julian had finally sobered up. He had sneaked into bed with Rebecca, not wanting to wake her up because he didn’t want her to see him looking like such a mess, especially after finding out about the baby and not wanting to ruin the news for her. Julian woke up the next morning to find Rebecca practically pulling him to his feet while he was still asleep.
“Whuh?” Julian mumbled. “Rebecca what’s going on?” Julian asked.

“Pookey, pookey we have to get to the hospital right away you will not believe what’s happening-“ Rebecca said, talking a mile a minute.

“What was that my pet?” Julian asked groggily.

“We have to get to the hospital right away!” Rebecca said.

“What happened?” Julian asked.

“Gwennie- she went into labor!” Rebecca screeched excitedly. Rebecca quickly threw some clothes at Julian. “Get dressed!” Rebecca said. Julian looked down to see that Rebecca had accidentally thrown him a costume instead of clothes.

“Um Becks?” Julian asked, holding up the outfit.

“Well I guess that is where babies come from but you need to stop joking around, pookey!” Rebecca said, not paying attention to her comment. Julian rolled his eyes until Rebecca finally found him some normal clothes. After Julian had finally managed to get ready, Rebecca dragged him out the door.

At the hospital, Ethan held Gwen’s hand as she let out some ear piercing labor shrieks.

“AAAAoooowwwww!” Gwen screamed.

“Gwen, just breathe like the lamaze instructor told you,” Ethan said.

“That was easy for the lamaze instructor to say she’s not the one lying here in agon-aghhhhhhh!” Gwen screamed. Julian and Rebecca rushed into the room.

“Aeeeeeeeeiiiiii!” Gwen yelled, the doctor covered his ears.

“Dear lord,” Julian said, wishing he’d bought ear plugs.

Theresa paced around outside.

“This can’t be happening,” Theresa said. “Ethan is in there while Gwen is delivering his baby.” Theresa remembered how happy she was when Ethan had been there to help her with that difficult birth of delivering Ethan Martin.

Meanwhile, Ethan thought about Theresa, knowing that she was outside knowing he was in here.

“Oh, Theresa I wish things could have turned out differently.” Ethan said. Ethan flashed back to his first proposal to Theresa, and Theresa accepting his engagement. “I should have given you a second chance.” Ethan squeezed Gwen’s hand as she let out another ear shattering ‘aaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeech!” Scream.

“Dr, Dr, you have to hurry up and get that baby out of there!” Rebecca said. “Julian, tell this man that he has to hurry up and deliver Gwennie’s baby?”

“Yes I don’t think my ear drums can take it anymore!” Julian said.

“Shut the hell up, Julian.” Ethan said. “The baby is coming as fast as it can.” Gwen breathed desperately and pushed.

“Nothing personal, baby,” Gwen told her baby. “But I’m afraid I’m going to have to agree with everyone else, hurry up and- aaaaaaaaeeeeiiii owww!”

“I see the head!” The doctor said. “Just keep pushing,” The doctor said. After a few more pushes, the baby was born.

“Looks like I’ll have to have extra pain killers prescribed when our baby is born,” Julian said. “Extra for your vocal chords and extra for my ear drums!” Julian said.

“I couldn’t agree more,” Rebecca said.

“It’s a boy!” The doctor said. Gwen was soon proudly holding her boy baby in her arms. Ethan smiled down at his son and kneeled down.
 

Meanwhile, Kay and Tabitha who were also growing closer to their due dates were watching TV when all of a sudden an almost forgotten memory jumped onto the coffee table and started dancing.

“ANOTHER?” Kay asked. The baby smirked and waved at Kay and Tabitha.

“It’s like a damn Harmony population explosion,” Tabitha said. The baby danced around, smirked at Kay and Tabitha. The baby put its hands on its head and tore itself in half making tow babies instead of one.

“Wait, does that mean twins or something?” Kay asked. “I’m really confused.”

“No, splitting babies can only mean one thing, and it’s worse than twins!” Tabitha said.

“What does it mean?” Kay asked.

“Love child!” Tabitha said.

“That means that someone who is married had an affair, and that they’ve gotten their wife pregnant and their secret lover, oh there is going to be hell in Harmony.” Tabitha said.

“The only person I know of who has sperm that potent in this town is Julian Crane,” Kay said. Tabitha’s jaw dropped.

“J-J-Julain Crane/” Tabitha asked. Tabitha collapsed onto the sofa.

“Tell me, who your mommy is!” Tabitha said. The baby smirked. One of the babies found some red lipstick. “Hey get out of that don’t you know that’s not for babies?” The baby put red lipstick on its lips and smirked. “That can’t be good, there’s only one person I know of in Harmony who wears that much red lipstick and smirks like that.”

“Rebecca Hotchkiss!” Kay said.

“And the other one would be-“ Tabitha said.

“Who?” Kay asked. The other baby ran off and hid.